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老外翻译的爆笑雷人三字经

http://www.canachieve.com.cn 发布日期:2009-11-05

  人之初:At the beginning of life。

  性本善:Sex is good。

  性相近:Basically, all the sex are same。

  习相远:But it depends on how you do it。

  苟不教:If you do not practice all the time。

  性乃迁:Sex will leave you。

  教之道:The way of learning it。

  贵以专:It is very important to make love with only one person。

  昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。

  择邻处:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence。

  子不学:If you don’t study hard。

  断机杼:Your Dick will become useless。

  窦燕山:Dou, the Famous。

  有义方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine。

  教五子:All his five son took it。

  名俱扬:And their sexual ability were well-known。

  养不教:If your children don’t know how to do it。

  父之过:It is all your fault。

  教不严:If they had lots of problems with it。

  师之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。

  子不学:You may refuse to study this。

  非所宜:But that is a real mistake。

  幼不学:If you don’t learn it in childhood。

  老何为:You will lose your ability when aged。

  玉不琢:If you don’t exercise your dick。

  不成器:It won’t become hard and strong。

  人不学:If you don’t learn sex。

  不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。

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